Kangaroos

I have decided that I have a lot in common with kangaroos. I was looking at them the other day, pondering over their strange appearance. You know, massive hips in comparison to their shoulder size, and those huge, awkward feet, and I realized something very disturbing. These awkward characteristics I so scoffed at in kangaroos are also apparent in my own body shape. Massive hips in comparison to shoulder size and huge, awkward feet. Perhaps I really am where I belong here in Australia among my own kind.